I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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