I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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