as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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