I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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