Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you traded sex for a burrito?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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