school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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