sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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