Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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