You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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