This is not my ceiling
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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