can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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