she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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