If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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