counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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