The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
