How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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