I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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