Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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