If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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