You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
this boner is exhausting
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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