My sheets look like a crime scene.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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