I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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