Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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