in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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