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East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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