just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Actions speak louder than pants.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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