idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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