Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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