How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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