How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
