OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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