:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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