So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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