Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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