Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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