Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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