I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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