One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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