Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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