how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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