Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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