she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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