You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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