I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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