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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room

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(410): View more from Maryland

You threw up with your ski mask on still.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow

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(540): View more from Virginia

I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.

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