Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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