I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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