no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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