I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
