Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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