i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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