sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
