Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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