Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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