the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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