SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Randomize
