I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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