If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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